you're healing. he's balding.✦ drop 001✦ you're healing. he's balding.✦ drop 001✦ you're healing. he's balding.✦ drop 001✦ you're healing. he's balding.✦ drop 001✦
drop 001 — limited run

you're
healing.
he's
balding.

the hoodie that stops strangers mid-sentence. plain front. the whole truth on the back.

free shipping on orders $100+
you're healing he's balding hoodie
real life. LA. ice cream optional.
things that are true right now
01
you downloaded headspace. he downloaded hinge.
and still somehow you're the one being called "a lot."
02
you're in therapy. he's in denial.
$200 a session to understand why you stayed. he doesn't even know what a nervous system is.
03
you're glowing. he's receding.
the glow-up is real. so is the hairline. life is fair actually.
you're healing he's balding hoodie — back
drop 001
the piece

the balding
hoodie.

heavyweight black hoodie. plain front. "you're healing. he's balding." on the back in white. bold. condensed. readable from across the street. which is exactly the point.

gildan 18500 heavyweight fleece
100% cotton. runs oversized
white back print, US printed
plain black front
$70 free shipping $100+
why this hoodie exists
01
because strangers deserve to know you won.
not in an aggressive way. in a "just walking to get coffee" way.
02
because you did the work and he did not.
you journaled. you cried in the car. you went to therapy twice a week. he watched the same three shows on repeat and called it self-care.
03
because "he didn't deserve you" looks better on a hoodie than a caption.
your friends said it. your therapist implied it. now wear it.
04
because the hairline is a fact, not an insult.
we're simply reporting the news. it was going anyway.
05
because two women will stop you every time you wear it.
this is not a prediction. this is a guarantee. we have data.

he didn't change.
you just stopped waiting.

"

two women stopped me at trader joe's. one needed to know where i got it immediately. she was mid-cry.

— original wearer, los angeles
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my therapist asked about the sweatshirt before she asked how i was doing. i feel like that's the review.

— early drop recipient
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a woman followed me half a block to read the back. i felt famous. he's still posting gym selfies.

— real wear test, unprompted

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